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Background: The mysterious figure known only as Charles (or Chaz, or C-dawg, C-Dizzle) isn't actually a member of Bad Grammer.

This horrible abomination is actually BG's darkest secret. Long ago, two members of Bad Grammer gave birth to this terrifying creature after an illicit tryst on unhallowed ground. They tried an exorcism, but the child's dark might was too strong.

If you see Charles, don't scream or run, as this will simply anger the creature, causing him to possibly assault you with a knife. Ancient indian sages tell us that Charles can be pacified with offerings of tobacco, or, in a pinch, sexual favors.

If you have any information the whereabouts of Charles, please email agentJ@meninblacksecretwebsite.com