Benjamin "Insert Nickname Here" Sandler:

Likes: Scented candles, Dungeons and/or Dragons, Video games, self-tattooing, punk, ska, J-Pop
Dislikes: Brittany Spears (still owes him money),Non-Self-made porn, "that damn Yeti with it's infernal smoking", Midgets sporting mullets.
Loves: The ladies.
Height: Above average jew height.
Age: 2.9X10years.

In foregoing a nickname, Benjamin Sandler keeps a certain degree of anonymity. His origins are unknown, as is he purpose. Since his induction into the Holy Order of Brandeis Improv Comedy, the nefarious Evil League of Censors and Critics has been on fuschia alert, as Benjamin knowns much of the arcane arts.