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    Yes, it’s that time of year again, when cameras flash, fans cheer, and celebrities shine. But after the Potomac Primaries, there is also the Academy Awards. We here at The Blowfish know just how important ignoring “real” issues in the world, like I dunno, the entire planet slowly killing us off, and instead focusing on what Halle Berry is wearing, or why Johnny Depp constantly looks like a meth addict. Well, have no fear; all you need to know about the 80th Academy awards is right here! So put on your best outfit, spray extra perfume/cologne, and sit down while you realize that your life will never be this exciting. Ever.

Why sit through a three-hour long awards show? Can’t we all just get along?

Acceptance Speech Madlibs

BY DIANA BRUNMAN

Usually Waits For the DVD