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What do you call a fired magician?
Dis-illusioned!
Corrections? You think we need to correct ourselves just because you saw a mistake? You don’t see us correcting you every time you fuck up! How about you shut the hell up, ignore the mistakes, and move on.
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Cupid has gotten some extra help to spread “love” in those countries not as willing to accept Valentine’s Day.
Jordan Smedresman
Cuba had told the Virgin Islands that he loved them. But when the sun came up, he was nowhere to be found.
