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The editors of The Blowfish would like to apologize for not printing in color last issue. We were testing out our new colorblind friendly paper, but realized that it will just encourage them. We regret the error.

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One of the tickets for this year’s housing lottery. Unfortunately, most students scratched to find three frowning Ollies, which is only good enough for the inside of a BranVan.

Castro is taking advantage of his time off, squashing the capitalist threat while working on his putt.