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Yes, we know it’s a blender, not a mulcher. Why don’t you try photoshopping it next time, jerk.

BY HARRY SINGER

Sober for Three Weeks

BY MARTIN TAYLOR

Just Wants His Kids Back

“Hey, did you know I got 1006?” yelled Tad, before going into detail about his latest hookup.