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A midyear’s guide to clubs!
What to watch during the writer’s strike!
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Many midyears have been hoping over Massel fence, ravaging our lands, mating with our women and wandering around campus aimlessly.

What do termites eat for breakfast?


Oakmeal!

The editors of The Blowfish would like to apologize for all the errors in last week’s issue. Just kidding - there was no issue last week! What the fuck were you reading??

Editors

Staff

Contributors

Judah Druck

Leor Galil

Webmaster Alex Martynov

Alex Norris

Rachel Sier
Jordan Smedresman

Elizabeth Baessler

Jason H.S. Bierenbaum

Jackie Feinberg

Jordan Goodnough

Stephen Gray

Dan “Striker” Litwok

Douglas Moore

Dan “Bubbles” Newman

Daniel Orkin

Sam Roos (AWOL)

Alex Braver

Becca Freifeld

Erika Geller

Hannah Kirsch

YO, GET THIS:

The Blowfish is a Brandeis University publication. It is not a real newspaper, and as such contains completely fictional articles. No articles or quotes are truthful by any means and should not be conceived as such. All photos courtesy of the Internet (public domain) and staff. Any questions can be directed to the Webmaster at garbageman@brandeis.edu.

Arthur Serer

   THANK YOU                  FOR READING

Anthony Scibelli