Biographies

Seniors

Lydia Flier

lydia_pic This Lydia (Flier, '11) is not Groucho's tattooed lady, nor is she friends with Beetlejuice. She just thought she'd be honest with you, because she doesn't want you get to the end of her bio and feel deceived. If you can bear to keep reading, you'll be amused to know that her initials spell "LAF" which is tooootally hilarious 'cause she does comedy. Get it? ...Anyway, Lydia is double-majoring in Health: Science, Society, and Policy and Biology, because she probably wants to be a doctor, and also enjoys academic masochism. She is also pursuing a secret minor in Boris' Kitchen Koralling, which she has done wearing various silly hats, including Treasurer, Vice President, and now, President, as well as Director and Producer of various shows and also, when the moon is right, a Were-Writing Coordinator. She once wrote in a bio that she wanted to be promoted from troupe Mom to troupe MILF, but then her boyfriend had to explain what a MILF was to her mother, so we're not going to repeat that experience. She hopes to see you at one of our shows!

Charlie Kivolowitz
Amy Thompson
Jordan Warsoff
Juniors

Briana Bensenouci


bri_pic Briana Bensenouci is a junior attempting to major in Anthropology, Business, and Film. She likes the color pink, cheese, cats, Bravo, British Humor, Pirates, and pop music. She is grateful to Boris' Kitchen for all of the life lessons she has learned, like how the best way to procrastinate on school work is to write sketches.

Paul Gale

paul_pic This is Paul. He updated this site, and can not stop crying.
Tricia Miller
Talya Davidoff
Sophomores

Sadrach Pierre

Yoni Bronstein


Yoni Bronstein ('013) is very happy to have found Boris' Kitchen, with whom he has been working very hard to control a serious aggression problem that has plagued him all his life. Before he became the chivalrous and mild-natured young man that he is today, Yoni had a reputation for outrageous and uncomfortable behavior, including self-induced vomiting on newborn babies, setting loose large tropical insects in sacred religious spaces, and sneaking up behind young women in public, pulling down their pants, and shouting in his signature loud voice "Hey! Look at that!" When Boris' Kitchen found Yoni, they knew that with the right training he might one day become a mildly entertaining sketch comedian. We hope you feel the same way.

Boris' Kitchen: Brandeis Sketch Comedy

Biographies

Seniors
lydia_pic

Lydia Flier

Year: Senior
Member since: September 2007

This Lydia (Flier, '11) is not Groucho's tattooed lady, nor is she friends with Beetlejuice. She just thought she'd be honest with you, because she doesn't want you get to the end of her bio and feel deceived. If you can bear to keep reading, you'll be amused to know that her initials spell "LAF" which is tooootally hilarious 'cause she does comedy. Get it? ...Anyway, Lydia is double-majoring in Health: Science, Society, and Policy and Biology, because she probably wants to be a doctor, and also enjoys academic masochism. She is also pursuing a secret minor in Boris' Kitchen Koralling, which she has done wearing various silly hats, including Treasurer, Vice President, and now, President, as well as Director and Producer of various shows and also, when the moon is right, a Were-Writing Coordinator. She once wrote in a bio that she wanted to be promoted from troupe Mom to troupe MILF, but then her boyfriend had to explain what a MILF was to her mother, so we're not going to repeat that experience. She hopes to see you at one of our shows!


Lydia Flier

lydia_pic This Lydia (Flier, '11) is not Groucho's tattooed lady, nor is she friends with Beetlejuice. She just thought she'd be honest with you, because she doesn't want you get to the end of her bio and feel deceived. If you can bear to keep reading, you'll be amused to know that her initials spell "LAF" which is tooootally hilarious 'cause she does comedy. Get it? ...Anyway, Lydia is double-majoring in Health: Science, Society, and Policy and Biology, because she probably wants to be a doctor, and also enjoys academic masochism. She is also pursuing a secret minor in Boris' Kitchen Koralling, which she has done wearing various silly hats, including Treasurer, Vice President, and now, President, as well as Director and Producer of various shows and also, when the moon is right, a Were-Writing Coordinator. She once wrote in a bio that she wanted to be promoted from troupe Mom to troupe MILF, but then her boyfriend had to explain what a MILF was to her mother, so we're not going to repeat that experience. She hopes to see you at one of our shows!

Charlie Kivolowitz
Amy Thompson
Jordan Warsoff
Juniors

Briana Bensenouci


bri_pic Briana Bensenouci is a junior attempting to major in Anthropology, Business, and Film. She likes the color pink, cheese, cats, Bravo, British Humor, Pirates, and pop music. She is grateful to Boris' Kitchen for all of the life lessons she has learned, like how the best way to procrastinate on school work is to write sketches.

Paul Gale

paul_pic This is Paul. He updated this site, and can not stop crying.
Tricia Miller
Talya Davidoff
Sophomores

Sadrach Pierre

Yoni Bronstein


Yoni Bronstein ('013) is very happy to have found Boris' Kitchen, with whom he has been working very hard to control a serious aggression problem that has plagued him all his life. Before he became the chivalrous and mild-natured young man that he is today, Yoni had a reputation for outrageous and uncomfortable behavior, including self-induced vomiting on newborn babies, setting loose large tropical insects in sacred religious spaces, and sneaking up behind young women in public, pulling down their pants, and shouting in his signature loud voice "Hey! Look at that!" When Boris' Kitchen found Yoni, they knew that with the right training he might one day become a mildly entertaining sketch comedian. We hope you feel the same way.

lydia_pic

Lydia Flier

Year: Senior
Member since: September 2007

This Lydia (Flier, '11) is not Groucho's tattooed lady, nor is she friends with Beetlejuice. She just thought she'd be honest with you, because she doesn't want you get to the end of her bio and feel deceived. If you can bear to keep reading, you'll be amused to know that her initials spell "LAF" which is tooootally hilarious 'cause she does comedy. Get it? ...Anyway, Lydia is double-majoring in Health: Science, Society, and Policy and Biology, because she probably wants to be a doctor, and also enjoys academic masochism. She is also pursuing a secret minor in Boris' Kitchen Koralling, which she has done wearing various silly hats, including Treasurer, Vice President, and now, President, as well as Director and Producer of various shows and also, when the moon is right, a Were-Writing Coordinator. She once wrote in a bio that she wanted to be promoted from troupe Mom to troupe MILF, but then her boyfriend had to explain what a MILF was to her mother, so we're not going to repeat that experience. She hopes to see you at one of our shows!