If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized
religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe. - Kerry Thornley
This club shall be known officially as the Societe Chaotique Brandesienne.
It can also be referred to unofficially as the Brandeis Discordian
League, the Brandies Chaos Society, Fnord, and/or the SCB. And also
"that wacko club."
SCB exists for the purpose of promoting chaos and discord. It is
founded based on the precepts of Discordianism as set forth in the
Principia Discordia, which it accepts as canon. SCB believes above
all else: the Enlightened take things Lightly. Or perhaps the Lightened
take things Enlightenedly. We're not quite sure yet.
SCB shall exist as an officially recognized club in the Brandeis
University Student Union, entitled to all benefits and limitations
contained therein. SCB shall not officially recognize the Brandeis
University Student Union, however.
and roles of club officers
Club policy is set by the Chancellor with the assistance of two
advisors, the Viceroy and the Chief Janitor. The papacy is open
for the taking.
of a member
Any being, living or dead, that knows of the SCB's existance is
considered a member. As of the moment of its charter, the SCB became
the largest club at Brandeis. And so it has been, so it shall remain.
of selecting club officers
At the end of each academic term, new officers shall be appointed
by existing officers. All officers have equal vote in executive
board meetings, of which there are none. At least not officially.
Unless they start to feel bad at being neglected, then we have them
just to make them feel better. But not because we like them, 'cause
we don't. Just so that's clear.
and frequency of club meetings
SCB shall meet randomly at various locations and times around campus.
Or at non-random times. Or at randomly assigned non-random times.
Or just at times.
of adopting constitution
As this is a dictatorship, this constitution shall be approved when
the Chancellor makes it so, and amended at the sole discretion of
the executive board.
SCB is open to all members of the Brandeis community regardless
of race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, hair color, skin color, religious belief
(or lack thereof), height, weight, employment status, graduation
status, veteran status, political view, intellectual ability, sanity,
or desire to participate. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia. Fnord?
home or find out What