Small Black Ethiopians
An Account of my time at Peet's Coffee and Tea
My name is "James Bond"
Nonfat dry cappucino
Not shaken, not stirred.
Grande latte, please.
Small, medium, or large, sir?
This isn't Starbucks.
African children:
Usually, not funny.
But today they are.
You called me "Gilbert"
Your last name is Sullivan
Come, let us compose.
I would recite "I am the very model of a modern Major General, but...
Unfortunately,
My forte is computers
Not dead librettists.