Jokes for your Amusement
What did Frankenstein say to the guy who hit on Bride of Frankenstein?
Sorry, she's bespoke-en for.
How does a German mathematician say no?
Integral of 2xdx from 4 to 5.
What do you get when you put a hot dog in a mug of beer and run electricity through it?
Frank-in-stein's Monster.
What is the happiest kind of car?
A beamer!
Which composer was obsessed with footwear?
Shoe-bert.
What's a zergling's favorite instrument?
A kekekeke-board.
What's Neo's favorite brand of car? Dodge.
How do hockey players pay for things?
Checks.
What do you call a sandwich with bacon, lettuce, and Richard Feynman?
Fusion cuisine.
What do you call a sushi roll with two electrons?
Fusion cuisine.
What kind of gum does the Bearded Lady chew?
Stubble Bubble.
What do you call a werewolf making a clay bowl?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a cook stuck in a house for two weeks?
Stir crazy.
Which rapper is from Long Island?
Ice T.
What does an anti-narcissist call Iran and Iraq?
You-sopotamia.
What kind of doll does an economist play with?
A Q-P doll!
What do you call a careless tailor?
A slapdash haberdasher.
How did the pig get to the hospital?
By Hambulance. (from Rachael)
Where did the kangaroo go for surgery?
The hopital. (from Rachael)
The following joke is NOT by me. But I still think it's hilarious.
What did one pterodactyl say to the other?
SQUAAAAWWWWK.
(This one is best done out loud.)