A Selection of Quotes From Other People
"Why don't you just drive there? You only bought your car for parallel parking anyway. They have huge spaces."
- Guy on cell phone outside Usdan
"You, sir, are the most badass man to get off at Porter Square."
- random dude on the escalator to me, while I was running up the stairs carrying my luggage.
"So I told her 'K as in knife'. What if I said 'P as in pterodactyl', or 'M as in 'mnemonic'?"
- random customer at Peet's
"'Woman' means he likes you, 'wench' means he likes you more, and 'slag' means he likes you very much."
- Orthodox girl outside Sherman
"You're really smart, and I think you can argue any point - but necrophilia - which is what I think you were trying to say -"
"Yeah! It was on the tip of my tongue!" (ew.)
"He was Republican, and very Catholic, and a little homophobic, and racist..."
"So why'd you date him?"
"He was shorter than me...and he was the first boy to tell me I was pretty."
SCENE: Girl sitting at a table with four boys
Girl: You're guys, maybe you can help me out. This guy thinks we're going out.
Guy: How long have you been dating?
Girl: Like a week, but we're not really dating.
Guy: How does that happen?
Girl: I don't know!
Guy: What did you guys do?
Girl: He took me to Sherman.
Guy: ...That's not a date.
Girl: I know, but he thinks it is!