Gravity magazine is the only intentionally funny publication at Brandeis. We're also the second-oldest publication on campus—after all, you can't get things right the first time around, especially not even if you're the Justice.
We publish humor and satire. If you want to join the team, swing by the BMC (Brandeis Media Coalition) at 8PM on Mondays. It's located in the Shapiro Campus Center, 3rd floor. Gravity magazine will not exclude anyone from its staff. We will exercise extreme prejudice in excluding articles.
So welcome to our brand-spanking new website. Have a look around. It's been newly renovated so stop by the contact page to send any compliments, suggestions, bugs, complaints, compliments, court orders, compliments, restraining orders, etc. to the poor, unpaid webmaster.
Send general Gravity stuff to gravity@brandeis.edu. Use the form at the right to submit your professor quotes.
Infrequent news and updates go here. So do the frequent ones, but we don't have many of those.
And Gravity's new website is now live! Unfortunately we only have the home page, constitution, and search function working, but those are important, right? Once midterms and housing are over (okay Brandeis, put housing selection around midterms—good job), expect to see past issues up for you guys to look at.
And tell your friends!
—Jessica Huynh, '15, poor hapless webmaster who convinced herself this was a good idea
New website? Yay! Working on the skeleton right now, actual content should soon follow.
Bumblebee? (test, test)
—Jessica