Brandeis University is, academically, a very good school. So of course,
the social aspect was a little lacking. OK, it was a LOT lacking. So some
people (whose names I don't know) had a conversation similar to the one
note: this a reenactment. These events may or may not have happened.
Brad: Janet. Wanna go see to Harvard Square tonight to see The Rocky
Horror Picture Show?
Janet: Oh Brad. I wish I could, but I promised Dr. Scott I would go with
him to see the Teseracte cast.
Brad: Gee Janet. I really wish that I could be in Rocky. I would make a
Janet: No you wouldn't. I think you'd make a great Riff Raff. But that's
besides the point. I think it would be great if Brandeis had a club that
put on a production of Rocky every semester.
So that's how the idea was born. Then some enterprising individuals had
the following conversation:
note: names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Lucille: Hey Barak. Can we get Brandeis to pay for our rent?
Barak: Of course not!
Anne: What about getting Brandeis to shell out money to buy costumes so
we don't have to buy them when we do Rocky?
Pault: That's a good idea.
Hether: Yeah. Sounds good.
Anyway, after all that shtuff, a constitution was written up and a club
was formed. The hazing forms were signed. All is right with the world.
Possible events to look for in the 1999-2000 year:
(we are not held accountable if these events do not happen)
Two count them 2 Rocky shows each semester.
Shows by the Teseracte cast probably every other week at Chestnut Hills
An entire Rocky cast of all girls.
A completely nude cast of Rocky (both genders).
The highly asked for return of Samantha Gross as Rocky.
Jehuda making a special appearance to help Tamir with the virgin sacrifice.
The addition of the Rocky virgin transformation coffin.