"Don't cut my heart out with a spoon. That is just mean, man. Mean. Once I had a friend try to do that, but it wasn't to a person. It was to this dead pig, and the pig wasn't really dead. And he didn't have a fork. So he just gave the pig a hug and went to sleep. Cause the pig was really his pet pig. Well, actually it was a pet dog."

-Brent